Tales of the Shire Review: A Cozy LOTR Life Sim That Misses the Magic

[July 29, 2025 | Earthtechy Gaming News Desk]

When I first heard that Tales of the Shire: A The Lord of the Rings Game was on the way, my inner hobbit practically leapt with joy. A life sim wrapped in the warm, comforting aesthetics of Middle-earth? Sign me up! But after spending hours in Bywater, picking mushrooms, cooking second breakfasts, and chatting with grumpy halflings, I’m sad to say that this journey feels less like an unexpected adventure and more like a slow stroll through a buggy bog.

Developed by Wētā Workshop and published by Private Division, Tales of the Shire promises a laid-back, slice-of-life experience set in Tolkien’s iconic Shire. It’s available now on PC, PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X|S, and Nintendo Switch. If you’ve ever fantasized about living in a hobbit hole, tending gardens, or fishing in peaceful rivers while Gandalf occasionally pops by — you’ll understand why fans had high hopes.

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🏡 A Hobbit’s Life: Charming in Concept, Lacking in Depth

You begin your adventure as a brand-new hobbit moving from Bree to Bywater. The goal? Help the village gain official recognition by building relationships, sprucing up your home, and completing chores for your neighbors. It’s a premise that sounds like the Animal Crossing meets Lord of the Rings mashup we never knew we needed — until we started playing.

Unfortunately, beneath its nostalgic charm, Tales of the Shire stumbles hard when it comes to gameplay variety. You’ll find yourself fishing in the same handful of locations, gathering the same ingredients day after day, and completing repetitive quests that rarely evolve. And unlike Stardew Valley or Disney Dreamlight Valley, there’s little incentive to keep grinding beyond the basic loop of forage, cook, and gift.

What’s more frustrating? The lack of progression across key systems. After several in-game days, fishing still yields the same results, farming rarely offers surprises, and foraging becomes a mindless back-and-forth chore. The tasks feel like busywork designed to pad time rather than add richness to your hobbit life.

🧑‍🍳 Cooking Up Friendships — Kind Of

Here’s where things get slightly more flavorful — literally. Cooking is at the heart of Tales of the Shire, and it’s the one mechanic that shows some promise. You’ll gather ingredients, prepare meals, and invite neighbors over for shared dinners that improve your relationships. As you learn their favorite flavor profiles and match dishes accordingly, you unlock new recipes and story snippets.

It’s a charming idea, and when it works, it feels like the game is finally hitting the right notes. But even here, the system is hampered by simplistic minigames, limited tool upgrades, and frustrating time-gated social events. Want to host more than one hobbit dinner per day? Too bad — you’ll have to wait.

If Tales of the Shire had fleshed out its cooking system and tied it more meaningfully into its questlines or character arcs, it could have been the game’s saving grace. Instead, it ends up as a mildly satisfying distraction in a world that, sadly, doesn’t give you much to do.

Decorating Your Hobbit Hole — Wholesome, But Shallow

Let’s talk about one of Tales of the Shire’s most exciting promises — home customization. You’re handed your very own hobbit hole to decorate, expand, and personalize. Think cozy fireplaces, mushroom-themed wallpaper, wooden chairs, and shelves full of teacups. On paper, it’s a dream come true for fans of cozy games.

In practice, though? The system feels half-baked.

While you can collect furniture, wallpaper, and decorative items through crafting or quests, the placement mechanics are clunky and limited. You can’t rotate items freely or stack things in a truly creative way. The furniture options also feel extremely restricted compared to genre leaders like The Sims or Dreamlight Valley. It’s cute, sure — but don’t expect to spend hours designing your ideal hobbit home.

And oddly, your home doesn’t influence your standing in the village much at all. Whether it’s cluttered with pie tins or decked out with fine elvish curtains, your house is just a visual sandbox — not a mechanic that feeds back into quests, friendships, or village growth. It’s a missed opportunity.

⚙️ Technical Performance: Bugs, Glitches, and Frame Drops

Now, here’s where things get a bit hairy — and not in a hobbit-feet kind of way.

Across platforms (especially Nintendo Switch and PC), Tales of the Shire suffers from a host of technical issues that really disrupt the cozy vibes. From frequent frame drops and clunky character animations to occasional crashes and progress-blocking bugs, it feels like the game needed more time in the oven.

Loading times between areas can drag, and NPCs often get stuck in weird loops — repeating dialogue or refusing to move altogether. There’s nothing more immersion-breaking than having a neighbor thank you for dinner and then walk straight into a fence.

Wētā Workshop has promised patches post-launch, but for now, you may want to wait before diving in — especially if smooth performance matters to you.

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✅ Final Verdict: A Cozy Concept That Needs More Time in the Garden

Tales of the Shire is a game I wanted to fall in love with. The idea of a Lord of the Rings life sim set entirely in the Shire is one of the most wholesome pitches I’ve heard in years. And for a few fleeting moments — especially when you’re fishing at dusk or baking a berry tart for a friend — it delivers on that promise.

But the charm wears thin too quickly. The gameplay is shallow, the progression systems are underdeveloped, and the bugs are hard to ignore. It’s like planting seeds in rich Tolkien soil, only to find the crops haven’t been watered enough to grow.

If you’re a hardcore fan of cozy games or simply can’t resist the idea of living like a hobbit, Tales of the Shire might be worth checking out after a few updates. But if you’re looking for depth, challenge, or a polished experience, this might not be your adventure just yet.